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When I ordered two highballs, I was expecting cocktails
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WARNING! Mc Fly antigravity boots should always be worn as a pair. Do not lend single boots to other people.
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Practice to kick start a Boeing 747 is underway
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Dancing is the art of getting your feet out of the way faster than your partner can step on them
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Jagdish and Himadri have just signed up to join the Indian Army. Having just left "Cirque du Soleil" dance troop in London, they could not resit adding a that little extra "Oomph" to the New Delhi parade.
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Suresh thought that his birth defect kept him from any work until he met Vinay. Now the bookstop twins work as parentheses for the militaary cheerleading group.
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That showed him, I almost kicked my serviette off!
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Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

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adjacent soldier thinks: 'Silly Pradesh has kicked an own goal, the dog sh*t on his boot has hit the fan'.
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After a long wait, BBC’s Wildlife on One program, finally got the shots they needed to complete their new documentary on the elaborate mating rituals of the peacocks of the sub-continent.
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Sunil's practical joke, to mix Viagra in Apu and Vijays deep heat cream, got quite the laugh at the mornings muster!
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A sneak preview of 'Extreme Hokey Pokey' ahead of the India X games shows competition will be fierce!
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This week's competition has now closed.
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The concern on Raheem's face was evident for all to see...

He knew that Mustafa had done some serious damage with that leg lift.
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