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The tackle luckily left Rubin with a broken nose which had thankfully dulled his sense of smell
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Most players preferred it when the ref only checked their studs before the game. Some players preferred the more thorough check though.
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The new foul, "the brown card", was much feared by the players and referee's alike
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Wiki was heads-up favorite to win this week’s “Spot the Ball” competition
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Is that my girlfriend's name tattooed there?
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The ref searched bloody everywhere for his watch, but still he couldn't find it!
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Andy was quietly confident that he was going to win the 'Strongest Smelling Fart' competition.
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The World Anti-Doping Agency's stringent new inspection criteria raised a few eyebrows.......
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Doubts cast over suitability of Nike's new "Just Do It" add campaign....
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Australians play it just for the crack.........
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Luis Suarez claims opposition player stole his retainers.
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Kiwi version of giving “Chewing Nuts” a Try!
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The coach screamed "I said pile on the pressure, you idiot!, not put pressure in the piles!!!"
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'This is a sensual sport', said the NZ Rugby martial arts academy spokesman watching the the scrum 'Crouch, Touch and Smell' practice.
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