Caption Competition

[arcadianagain]

The captain lines up the wall awaiting the free-kick.

[Bristolian]

This workaround for silencing the M1 carbine requires a little more thought

[Big Boy]

Police.jpg (90.5 KiB) Viewed 502 times

[Vital Spark]

Hand down. Knees bent. You shake it all about... Oohh, the Hokey Cokey!!

[pharvey]

The spectacles, wallet and watch seemed to have gone amiss.......

[Billy Joe I]

'You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!'

[kendo]

Boys in brown learning to gangnam Style as part of their traffic duty's.

kendo.

[Frank Hovis]

And the award for 'most needlessly tight uniform' goes to .... you at the back, with the two lumps in your throat.

[Jimbob]

The MIB Laundry contractor reported some shrinkage in the crutch area of washed trousers and apologised

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed.

[Big Boy]

Police.jpg (90.5 KiB) Viewed 373 times

This week's top 5:

5th dtaai-maai with "Now, gentlemen, my wife has a nasty dose of crabs, and something tells me the culprit might be one of you..." (25 Points)

4th Bristolian with "I said "cock your rifles", not "point your rifles at your...."!!!!" (29 Points)

3rd dtaai-maai with "Privates on Parade" (30 Points)

2nd Dannie Boy with "Sir, how much longer will we be on parade as I'm dying to spend a baht?" (32 Points)

1st place goes to Jimbob with "The MIB Laundry contractor reported some shrinkage in the crutch area of washed trousers and apologised" (35 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
Jimbob you now have until 23:59 on 19 May 13 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 24 May 13.

Big Boy's favourite - "The captain lines up the wall awaiting the free-kick."

[Jimbob]

If not suitable, another photo ready to be tackled.

[Billy Joe I]

Without VideoRef, it was anyones guess if the balls had crossed the line. But upon closer inspection, it was safe to say they had...

[Dannie Boy]

I know he'll let go soon, I had a curry last night and I've just farted.

[richard]

Rugby officials have approved a new tackle since mixed teams were introduced called 'brown nosing'