Caption Competition

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Fri May 03, 2013 9:51 pm

Jean-Pierre was very fond of his walking stick, but as it was 7 ft long, he had to wear stilts in order to use it.

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Fri May 03, 2013 9:52 pm

The villagers all looked up to their postman.

Post by **PeteC** » Sat May 04, 2013 7:05 am

Open sewers were a way of life, and the postal union demanded protection for their members.

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Sat May 04, 2013 7:36 am

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Sat May 04, 2013 7:39 am

FRENCH POSTMEN SOLVE DOG PROBLEM!

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Sat May 04, 2013 7:42 am

ERIC CANTONA STARTS NEW CAREER

When asked why the change of jobs, Mr Cantona said "When ze seagurl follows ze trawleur..."

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Sat May 04, 2013 7:45 am

French army tests show that stilts enable troops to run from the battle field in half the time.

Post by **PeteC** » Sat May 04, 2013 7:49 am

Yet another show of Bourgeoisie arrogance!

Post by **PeteC** » Sat May 04, 2013 8:46 am

Postman's Handbook Item #37: In an emergency rub your legs together to start a campfire for the night.

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Sat May 04, 2013 8:52 am

"I'm - Jacques - ze - Peg, diddliddliddlum, with ze extra leg..."

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Sat May 04, 2013 9:09 am

The new postman was allergic to grass...

Post by **Bristolian** » Sat May 04, 2013 9:24 am

When he was told to “hire” a new postman, this was not what his boss had in mind

Post by **Big Boy** » Sat May 04, 2013 9:29 am

Bristolian wrote:When he was told to “hire” a new postman, this was not what his boss had in mind

G R O A N

Post by **Bristolian** » Sat May 04, 2013 10:55 am

Big Boy wrote:
Bristolian wrote:When he was told to “hire” a new postman, this was not what his boss had in mind
G R O A N

I tried my best

Post by **richard** » Sat May 04, 2013 11:36 am

De Gaulle had to work as a postman before he could buy himself some long trousers

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