This week's top 5 are:
4th= kendo with "I told my wife "you are a shopaholic" and i took away the car keys." (39 Points)
4th= Dannie Boy with "In an attempt to capture more of the lucrative courier market, PEH (Pack 'Em High) introduced a very effective cost cutting method of transportation." (39 Points)
3rd Arcadian with "Re-cycling is so last year, I`m re-tricycling" (41 Points)
2nd migrant with "Sam asked his wife to pick up a "few" brews due to election day's bar closing. This was her first hint Sam had a drinking problem" (49 Points)
1st place goes to
GLCQuantum with
"Little Jimmy was almost certain that the local newsagents were taking the piss with his paper round." (54 Points)
Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
GLCQuantum you now have until 23:59 on 2 Dec 12 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 14 Dec 12.
NB: 'ANNOUNCEMENT' - THIS COMPETITION WILL RUN FOR 2 WEEKS
Big Boy's favourite - "Little Jimmy was almost certain that the local newsagents were taking the piss with his paper round."