Caption Competition

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Thanks

So long since I won I'm lost for a pic but here goes............
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First crack (to coin a phrase). It's snot funny
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As my mate Eric said..............

'If you wanna hang out youve got to take her out; cocaine.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground; cocaine.
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Dave never thought he'd enjoy his new job loading up Blue Whale Artificial Insemination tubes, but he eventually got a taste for it.
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Coke - the real thing?
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This is the best foam party I`ve been to.
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Improvements to Ireland's coastal protection system were scaled down in view of the financial crisis.
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Maybe the girls down the Bintabaht are better at doing a blow job?
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The "Suck It and See" advice given to "junior" was not exactly what father meant!!
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Never realised the beach in Liverpool was that long.......
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I'll snuff and I'll snuff and I'll snuff the whole coast down.....
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You're talking bollocks Paddy - this is not worth the 10 Bob.... salty and foamy as shite it is!!
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Thats one hell of a line of Columbian marching powder.

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Robbie Fowler had fond memories of his time playing football in Thailand.
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The recent World Record attempt at the the 'Longest Line of Cocaine Snorted' was squashed when the Elf and Safety deemed that the glass 'snorter' could be mistaken for a weapon.
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