Caption Competition

[Frank Hovis]

Debbie was always ready to knock one out on the old Joanna.

[Big Boy]

a good spanking.jpg (8.16 KiB) Viewed 600 times

[Big Boy]

This week's competition is now closed.

[Big Boy]

a good spanking.jpg (8.16 KiB) Viewed 558 times

All of the voting forms have come back very early this week, so we're well ahead of schedule. This week's Frank & Pharvey show top 5(6) are:

5th= pharvey with "Are you sure this is a reliable treatment for Irritable Bowel Syndrome??" (33 Points)

5th= Frank Hovis with "Debbie was always ready to knock one out on the old Joanna." (33 Points)

4th Frank Hovis with "A misprint in her 'Female Band Member Wanted' advert caused quite a problem for Janice, she'd been looking for someone who could slap bass." (41 Points)

3rd pharvey with "Lucy was a little too descriptive in her explanation of hitting a bum note....." (44 Points)

2nd Frank Hovis with "After another miserable piano lesson, Linda showed Judy exactly how to hit the G string." (50 Points)

1st place goes to pharvey with "Dodgy curry or not Louise, this damn plug just isn't going to fit!" (56 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
pharvey you now have until 23:59 on 19 Aug 12 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 24 Aug 12.

Big Boy's favourite: "A misprint in her 'Female Band Member Wanted' advert caused quite a problem for Janice, she'd been looking for someone who could slap bass."

[pharvey]

Blooming heck - certainly wasn't expecting that!!

Well, for this week's effort...

Capture.JPG (81.58 KiB) Viewed 532 times

[Frank Hovis]

Knee Gnaw, Knee Gnaw, Knee Gnaw, Knee Gnaw.

[pharvey]

MOD cutbacks had caused a few minor hiccups with regards to rations....

[migrant]

Serbian porn is not the best

[Khundon1975]

Needs a little salt.

[kendo]

I will show you my gash, if you're show me yours.

Kendo.

[pharvey]

Debbie brought new meaning to "having the munchies" after a sample of Coke.........

[pharvey]

Smells like.......

[dtaai-maai]

The product placement manager for the Soldier, Soldier series has been fired...

[pharvey]

Bite your teeth Private!! This is how real soldiers have stitches removed!

[pharvey]

Have to say Sarge..... preferred the BJ in Bangkok!