Caption Competition

Post by **pharvey** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 7:15 am

Christ, I know you haven't got any pockets love...... but couldn't you find somewhere more convenient to keep your loose change?

Post by **Big Boy** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 7:31 am

Post by **Frank Hovis** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 2:25 pm

The News Of The World - Essex girl gives birth to fully grown man at wedding !

Post by **GLCQuantum** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 2:34 pm

After losing his car keys on many occasions, Eddie had finally found the perfect place to put them.

Arcadian · Post by **Arcadian** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:01 pm

No no no, that`s not what I meant when I said heads up and a big smile for the camera.

Post by **Vital Spark** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:01 am

"Yeh, Trace. He's the one! He's the only man I've dated that not just interested in my tits"

VS - Sorry about that

, but I couldn't resist it...

Post by **Frank Hovis** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:40 am

Mum you were wrong, we're married and he's still happy to do it.

Post by **Vital Spark** » Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:17 pm

Shane had to hide his embarrassment when someone pointed out that his suit jacket didn't match his trousers.

Post by **pharvey** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 11:25 am

I know the screen isn't great on your iPhone darling....... but there are less obvious sources of shade!!

Post by **GLCQuantum** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 12:14 pm

Yes, you're right love... your farts really DO smell of roses.

Post by **Frank Hovis** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 12:21 pm

Mum have you got a dark brown wedding dress? The inspector has checked and says there's no way I'll be allowed to wear white.

Post by **kendo** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 3:34 pm

"How embarrassing he's flossing his teeth on my G string, and he's the best man Lucy" "really" "well he was last week by a country mile"

Kendo.

Post by **kendo** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 3:43 pm

Darling i hear a buzzing noise, i better check you don't have a bee up your dress.

Kendo.

Post by **kendo** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 3:45 pm

You may kiss the bride !

Kendo.

Post by **richard** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 3:50 pm

She may be Lady Godiver and dressed for a change but she is still open to 'go diver'

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