Caption Competition

[Andee]

Hello honey the car wont start erm i think theres water in the carburettor! how do you know that?

[PeteC]

Bloody motorbike driver, I'm not going to walk through this muck and ruin my shoes. He's face up so he won't drown.

[JD]

Hang on hun', I'll just check that the hazard lights are working - erm, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.

[STEVE G]

'Are you sure it's a boat.'

[richard]

Tiger come out. I've got your sand iron here to get you out of this water hazard. We can mend the water hydrant tomorrow after I've sorted your head out

[sargeant]

Dad used to use mums tights on the fan belt i am only wearing a thong

[pharvey]

Oooh sh*t, have I just hit a water buffalo?

[Randy Cornhole]

Eeew, my louis Vuitton tyres have got all wet.

[STEVE G]

'I think my chihuahua is under there!'

[sandman67]

Duhhhh Duh

Duhhhhhhh Duh

Dum dum dum dum dum dum

(Thats as close as I can get to the JAWS theme)

[Khundon1975]

I'm gonna need higher heels.

[sargeant]

If you are expecting me to push this out of here my darling you should have married an Issaan girl

[Big Boy]

This week's competition is closed, forms are with the judges - results in about an hour.

[Big Boy]

A very mixed bag this week, with every judge (5 of them) choosing a different entry as their first choice. This week's top 5 are:

5th lindosfan1 with "I wonder where the engine is"

4th prcscct with "Bloody motorbike driver, I'm not going to walk through this muck and ruin my shoes. He's face up so he won't drown.?"

3rd khundon1975 with "I'm gonna need higher heels."

2nd sargeant with "Dad used to use mums tights on the fan belt i am only wearing a thong"


1st place goes to JD with "Hang on hun', I'll just check that the hazard lights are working - erm, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no."


Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next week to those who didn't win.

JD, you now have until 23:59 on 9 May 10 to post next week's entry.

[JD]

Thought I would keep it current.

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