Caption Competition

[GLCQuantum]

This week's top 5 are:

5th dtaai-maa with "Customer: Ow! That was my ear!
Barber: Sorry, it just came off in my hand." (20 Points)

4th Dannie Boy with "I'm gay, you look like you could be gay, but could be a bit risky me askiing you?" (22 Points)

3rd Frank Hovis with "Andre had hoped for something a little more intimate when Franco suggested that they shaved each other" (24 Points)

2nd GLC with "The mafia boss 'Vladislav Asakov', was blissfully unaware that the 'barber' was about to slit his throat.." (33 Points)

1st place goes to GLC with "The queues were beginning to get so long at Heathrow that a free 'shaving service' was supplied while you were waiting.!" (35 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
GLC you now have until everyone finds out that you have written this yourself to post a new entry.

[Big Boy]

[GLCQuantum]

I'm sorry....

I, of course, won't be pulling this stunt again.

[Big Boy]

Maybe you won't have to - your fate is in the hands of the judges . It could be you

It did make me smile though.

[dtaai-maai]

It did make me smile though.

No, very funny last time, flogging a dead horse this time, I'm afraid...

[GLCQuantum]

No, very funny last time, flogging a dead horse this time...

...albeit in a different way.

[GLCQuantum]

No, very funny last time

My my... is that a compliment from Dtaii Maii that I hear.

[Big Boy]

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As much as it hurts me to say so, GLC's prediction was correct . This week's top 5 are:

5th SunandFun with "When you are ready for sex, just press that red button on the wall." (16 Points)

4th pharvey with "Gary gave a "knowing smirk" as he dropped a silent surprise under his gown......." (20 Points)

3rd dtaai-maai with "Customer: How's it going, Marco?
Barber: Bit of a bummer really - I got diagnosed with Parkinson's last week." (22 Points)

2nd dtaai-maai with "Barber: So, Tom, what's this I hear about you screwing my Missus?" (23 Points)

1st place goes to GLCQuantum with "The queues were beginning to get so long at Heathrow that a free 'shaving service' was supplied while you were waiting." (46 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
GLCQuantum you now have until 23:59 on 15 Jul 12 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 20 Jul 12.

Big Boy's favourite: "Gary gave a "knowing smirk" as he dropped a silent surprise under his gown......."

[Big Boy]

.........../Thoughts:

I can only assume that GLCQuantum has been so desperate to win the privilege to post his picture, this week's picture must be a hum dinger.

[GLCQuantum]

I'd like to thank my parents for sticking by me, my backroom staff for working on captions through many a sleepless night and most of all.....

Ah crap!! Now I have to find a picture.

[richard]

You are a teacher so you have plenty of spare time

[GLCQuantum]

You are a teacher so you have plenty of spare time

I wish mate... in my current job I cover 27 periods a week, need to mark 80 pieces of homework daily from upper primary and on and on.

Just as a side note... I noticed it was quite the landslide victory this week.

[richard]

Landslide........YES...........I think tea money was involved

Sorry, I just have to have a go at teachers. Only TIC though

I was taught (yes, by a teacher) that if you can't do a job then teach it and if you can't teach it then become a consultant

Well I spent 25% of my career doing, 10% of my life teaching and the rest as a consultant.

So to venture into another threads postings

25% of my career I was a Hi-so
10% of my career I was a mid-so
65% of my career I was a lo-so

Downhill all the way

Eh up, what are you when you retire? A bum-so?

WELL

[GLCQuantum]

As we are closing in on the Olympics I thought a 'themed' picture would be nice.

I'm not sure if this will fly (I mean the picture - she certainly won't) but here we are. (will change if not much response... I have a few captions itching to get out of me with this one!)

[richard]

Who shoved that javelin up my arse?