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Customer: How's it going, Marco?
Barber: Bit of a bummer really - I got diagnosed with Parkinson's last week.
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I'm gay, you look like you could be gay, but could be a bit risky me askiing you?
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If I could get Gillette Fusion's here I wouldn't risk this.
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When you are ready for sex, just press that red button on the wall.
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Customer: So, Mr Todd, what's your first name?
Barber: Call me Sweeney...
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Customer: You've got some splashes of ... ketchup in your hair - oh, oh dear...
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Gary gave a "knowing smirk" as he dropped a silent surprise under his gown.......
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Why oh why oh why did I sign up for this bloody Gillette testing?
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Concerned about his job security, Harold went all out and opted for the beard transplant. Competition for in-store Santa positions is tough these days.
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It was painfully apparent, that "Ben's Brazilian" was going to be slow going........
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Whilst Jeff was thankful he'd opted against the wax system, he was getting a little nervous as to who was going to carry out the "extras" he'd agreed to for the weekend......
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Desperately disappointed, Dave was now convinced there was going to be nothing happy about the ending in this establishment.
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Jesus Bert, this face paint is hard to get off......
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This week's competition has now closed.
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