Caption Competition

Post by **Big Boy** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 2:21 pm

I'm not worrying, but this is genuinely the first time ever that I've not even managed a smirk at the winner. Personally, I thought there were much better entries this week ................ even from you

Post by **GLCQuantum** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 2:30 pm

Once again I shall have to wait another week. I have hired 2 extra staff to work around the clock finding a caption that will blow you guys away.

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:15 pm

Changed my mind ....

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:18 pm

: barber.jpg (39.47 KiB) Viewed 273 times

Post by **GLCQuantum** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:34 pm

The mafia boss 'Vladislav Asakov', was blissfully unaware that the 'barber' was about to slit his throat.

Post by **GLCQuantum** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:35 pm

The queues were beginning to get so long at Heathrow that a free 'shaving service' was supplied while you were waiting.

Post by **Frank Hovis** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:16 pm

Andre had hoped for something a little more intimate when Franco suggested that they shaved each other

Post by **Frank Hovis** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 11:12 pm

Peter eyed his new barber with some suspicion, he'd never been shaved with a Philips screwdriver before.

Post by **STEVE G** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:19 am

Can you remember what happened to Daniel Pearl?

Post by **caller** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:29 am

My nose versus your chin, winner takes all!

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:54 am

Customer: Ow! That was my ear!
Barber: Sorry, it just came off in my hand.

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:56 am

Barber: So, Tom, what's this I hear about you screwing my Missus?

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:58 am

Barber: The red button on the wall? Oh, that's a direct alarm system to the ambulance service. You can't be too careful.

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:59 am

Barber: Any chance I could borrow a tenner?

Post by **migrant** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 2:11 am

Peter was relaxed in the barbers care knowing that under the apron he had a strong hold on the barbers family jewels

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