Limerick Thread

[pharvey]

The Quarters the Kittens have reached
Without too many goals being leached
Questions asked let's be fair

[Dannie Boy]

The Quarters the Kittens have reached
Without too many goals being leached
Questions asked let's be fair
It’s time to see if Southgate has a pair


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[404cameljockey]

The Quarters the Kittens have reached
Without too many goals being leached
Questions asked let's be fair
It’s time to see if Southgate has a pair
Otherwise, like a whale, he's beached!

[dtaai-maai]

There was a professor called Fred
Who had a sharp pain in his head.
It turns out his missus
Had stabbed him with scissors
And now the professor is dead.

[Dannie Boy]

It didn’t take long for Southgate to go

[dtaai-maai]

It didn’t take long for Southgate to go
Though Declan was heard to cry "OH NO!"

[Dannie Boy]

It didn’t take long for Southgate to go
Though Declan was heard to cry "OH NO!
Surely Harry should be the sacrificial lamb?


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[pharvey]

It didn’t take long for Southgate to go
Though Declan was heard to cry "OH NO!
Surely Harry should be the sacrificial lamb?
But who in all honesty gives a damn

[Dannie Boy]

It didn’t take long for Southgate to go
Though Declan was heard to cry "OH NO!
Surely Harry should be the sacrificial lamb?
But who in all honesty gives a damn
Now, we’ll probably never know


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[404cameljockey]

There was a professor called Fred
Who had a sharp pain in his head.
It turns out his missus
Had stabbed him with scissors
And now the professor is dead.

dm, was that just a lesson in composing limericks?

H-H-H forum is grand
but its poets for sure need a hand.
With rhyming and meter
a limerick's sweeter,
surely that's not too much to demand?

(This limerick was composed in Auchtermuchty and so demand rhymes with grand )

[404cameljockey]

In Hua Hin to get something done

[migrant]

In Hua Hin to get something done
You have to go out in the sun

[Dannie Boy]

In Hua Hin to get something done
You have to go out in the sun
But be careful if your hair has started to thin


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[dtaai-maai]

(This limerick was composed in Auchtermuchty and so demand rhymes with grand )

Behave, or I'll use an opening line ending in Auchtermuchty!

[404cameljockey]

In Hua Hin to get something done
You have to go out in the sun
But be careful if your hair has started to thin
Sun lotion's a must