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Rebekah Brooks manages to avoid congestion charges and traffic jams during her commute to work.
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First prize in the witch beauty contest was new transport, I expected a car not a new broom.
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Gladys was pleased with her screen test for the female version of Harry Potter, Harriet Potter.
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Tesco's is offering something extra with their flying brooms to attract the male witch.
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Every time I fly over Thailand I have to curl my feet up because of the damn soi dogs. Tough on the knees you know during a long flight!
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I wondered how Ryanair could sell a ticket for 9.99!
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Esmeralda was shocked when a spell went wrong :shock: "I meant... I want to go to Nicholas place...not...go knickerless" she said :oops:
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'This seat is fine, its certainly easy to grip and comfortable. I wonder whay Warlocks dont like this model' :)
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Though it may only appeal to a smaller market, Renault claim their latest mode of economical transport still has the VA VA BROOM factor.
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redzonerocker wrote:Though it may only appeal to a smaller market, Renault claim their latest mode of economical transport still has the VA VA BROOM factor.
Yes, apparently it's going to sweep the market.
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redzonerocker wrote:Though it may only appeal to a smaller market, Renault claim their latest mode of economical transport still has the VA VA BROOM factor.
dtaai-maai wrote:Yes, apparently it's going to sweep the market.
There was a lot of anger at the launch of the new model, apparently one of the rival MD's flew off the handle :wink: :D
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broom stick? Hell, this is a frizzle stick for what it is doing to my hair!
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J K Rowling's new series is more geared to adults than her previous Harry Potter books
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