Caption Competition
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But sis, you told me to kip down on the sofa and wait for the family to come home
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It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
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Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


- Frank Hovis
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Jane wondered if she should come off the fertility treatment as yet another child slipped out almost unnoticed.
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Sandy quietly gives birth to baby number 5 at home on the sofa 

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This week's competition has now closed.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


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5th Siani with "Sandy quietly gives birth to baby number 5 at home on the sofa

4th prcscct with "Not wanting any more children, Gloria decided that the best method of natural birth control would be to keep a sharp toothed rodent between her legs." (23 Points)
3rd Arcadian with "Most people lose money down the side of a sofa." (25 Points)
2nd Vital Spark with "It seemed like a drastic measure, but it was the only way to stop Uncle Joe doing the stupid 'bunny fingers' thing in the family photos." (30 Points)
1st place goes to Frank Hovis with "Jane wondered if she should come off the fertility treatment as yet another child slipped out almost unnoticed. " (46 Points)





Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
Frank Hovis you now have until 23:59 on 26 Feb 12 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 2 Mar 12.
Big Boy's favourite: "Jane wondered if she should come off the fertility treatment as yet another child slipped out almost unnoticed."
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


- Frank Hovis
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Without further ado....
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I know I said we wanted to retire
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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This retirement plan we were sold is not as we requested
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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Are you sure this is the retirement home
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The head chefs at the new "Thai Tanic" restaurant in Hua Hin were delighted to have been awarded a Michelin three-star award

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Human Hoopla is still a popular pastime amongst the Chinese community.
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The childless Tsang sisters proved their Mama right: Always wear a rubber, and you won't get pregnant.
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Del Boy always wondered who stole the Robin Relient`s tyres.