Caption Competition

[Big Boy]

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This week's top 5 are:

5th Siani with "Hello....Match.com helpline? I think there is a computer cock up, I said I was looking for someone aged 23 yrs ...well, we arranged a meet up, she sure 'aint 23!" (32 Points)

4th Frank Hovis with "Hey mate listen, you know how the ad said "5 foot 4, blond hair, own wheels, likes singing in The Cardigans", yeah? Well that's all true but... ...it's not Nina Persson." (43 Points)

3rd traveller2 with "Must you keep ringing me at work? Im just about to make off with an old birds bag. Do you need anything or shall I sell the merchandise?" (44 Points)

2nd pharvey with "Internet dating had it's drawbacks......." (55 Points)

1st place goes to Siani with "Hi Granddad, it's Mark. You've got a bit of a problem, Granny is out of the opticians early and she has tracked you down to the UNISEX shop. Think you had better see if they have a back door...she's on the warpath " (58 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

Siani you now have until 23:59 on 12 Feb 12 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 17 Feb 12.

Big Boy's favourite: "Internet dating had it's drawbacks......."

[Siani]

Thanks ..I won

Try this one maybe

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[Frank Hovis]

Gary Coleman enjoying his last MacDonalds Kids Meal

[PeteC]

Call the FA, the man is being abused by an over sized cheeseburger.

[STEVE G]

Leroy was experiencing little success with his "one meal a day" diet.

[dtaai-maai]

When is a burger not a burger?
When it's a house.

[dtaai-maai]

Excuse me? I ordered a double cheeseburger!

[richard]

'Hey where's my bucket of fries and gallon of coke man?'

[Jimbob]

Arse for Art sake
D-ribble started on his white tee shirt staining work with great gusto

[dtaai-maai]

Champion burger muncher Arthur Eccles from Milton Keynes attempts to beat his own World Record for burgers munched in one hour, which currently stands at 0.33.

[dtaai-maai]

Unconventional burger chef Salvador Dali said: "It's a frog, you gotta problem??"

[traveller2]

I can do it, I can do it. NO! I dont need any help!

[Siani]

Hey Mom..great burger just hope you remembered to use the "light Mayo" you know I am on a special weight loss diet

[Siani]

Tyrone was wasting no time by "Going large" on his "Buy one get one free" meal deal. "Mmm just let me get at this little baby"...he was heard to say "There is another one bro, just the same, on it's way out!""Whoooooo!!! YEAAHHHHH! Whooooooo!"

[Vital Spark]

And when Mojo had finished the hamburger, he decided to have 'one little wafer thin mint'...






(For those who might be confused, watch Monty Python's 'Mr. Creosote').