Caption Competition

[redzonerocker]

Spurs unveil there latest 3 transfer targets

[Big Boy]

Big Boy's favourite: "Is my banana that big? don't insult me madame, i'm a gorilla, not a chimp "

Means more than winning the competition itself

It's good to be mentioned in dispatches

[richard]

The guy on the phone had not noticed the gorilla walking out of Unisex holding a banana

[Big Boy]

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[PeteC]

I'm on my toes and ready to bolt thought the woman in red. All he has to do is try to drink his phone, talk on his beer and piss in his bag one more time.

[Vital Spark]

"..yeh...yeh...I'm having a great time. Got this really sexy bird sitting next to me, and me mates are really having a laugh. I'd send you a pic, but... sorry...gotta go, this is turning into a real party..."

VS

[migrant]

Family outings for the Smiths only reinforced their dysfunctional relationships

[Siani]

"Hello....Match.com helpline? I think there is a computer cock up, I said I was looking for someone aged 23 yrs ...well, we arranged a meet up, she sure 'aint 23!"

[pharvey]

Internet dating had it's drawbacks.......

[pharvey]

Admittedly, it was a rather unusual Ménage à trois, but each to their own.

[Vital Spark]

First Legalised Brothel Helps Students
"We're very excited about this new scheme," chortled the Education Secretary. "Students can now sell their bodies to supplement the course fees."
Mabel (82), John and Andrew were waiting anxiously for the door to open. "I'm so excited to be part of this new government initiative," giggled Mabel. "It's been a long time..." Both John and Andrew (not their real names) declined to comment.

[Siani]

Hi Granddad, it's Mark. You've got a bit of a problem, Granny is out of the opticians early and she has tracked you down to the UNISEX shop. Think you had better see if they have a back door...she's on the warpath

[traveller2]

Must you keep ringing me at work? Im just about to make off with an old birds bag. Do you need anything or shall I sell the merchandise?

[Frank Hovis]

Hey mate listen, you know how the ad said "5 foot 4, blond hair, own wheels, likes singing in The Cardigans", yeah? Well that's all true but... ...it's not Nina Persson.

[Big Boy]

This week's competition is now closed.