ARE YOU PROPERLY INSURED FOR SEX?
Make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having.
Please find below a list of companies catering for most tastes:
Sex with your wife/husband - Legal & General.
Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.
Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.
Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.
Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than.
Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.
Sex with a posh bird - Privileged.
Sex with a prostitute- Commercial Union.
Sex with your maid - Employer's Liability.
Sex with an OAP - Saga.
Sex resulting in pregnancy - General Accident.
and finally......
Sex with a transvestite - Confused.
Not many people know that !
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