World's 15 Ugliest Cars

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STEVE G wrote:Citroen are a strange one as they've produced some very fine cars such as the DS and Traction Avant that JK showed us above that were way ahead of their time technically and style wise but on the other hand they've come up with some absolute horrors.
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Citroen had adjustable hydro-pneumatic suspension many many decades ago plus front-wheel drive, headlights that turned to illuminate bends in the road, aerodynamic design etc.
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AMC PACER - a disaster, made famous in Waynes World years ago!
Austin made some ugly buggers to - Allegro (had a better drag ratio going backwards) and The Ambassador. Oh i nearly forgot - The Maxi too!
Apologies to anyone driving one but I thought the the last Honda City (before the current model) was a complete horror show for a great manufacturer.

I think the 600 Multipla was kinda cool!
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Remember the Allegro Vanden Plas;Austin thought you could somehow cross a shoddily built little commuter car with a Princess limousine by putting on a chrome grill and a wooden dash-board:
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Apologies to anyone driving one but I thought the the last Honda City (before the current model) was a complete horror show for a great manufacturer.

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Well the engine was good to be fair! :thumb:
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Vanden Plas - Very plasticity or Very Pricey!
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I had an ordinary Allegro once, it served me well. It was a time I thought I'd do without a car as I was commuting by train, but a good offer came along via a friend and I bought one second hand. The squarish steering wheel was odd, and the colour was sort of amberish, but I never recall it as being as bad a car as folk now claim.
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I had an ordinary Allegro once, it served me well...
At least the door handles must have been good as Lotus used them for some years:
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There have been lots of ugly cars built throughout the years, but I don't think anyone ever can outdo the Velorex! It was made of canvas!
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:agree: That's well ugly.
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Fugly! Great crash protection!!!!!!
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JW wrote:AMC PACER - a disaster, made famous in Waynes World years ago!
Austin made some ugly buggers to - Allegro (had a better drag ratio going backwards) and The Ambassador. Oh i nearly forgot - The Maxi too!
Apologies to anyone driving one but I thought the the last Honda City (before the current model) was a complete horror show for a great manufacturer.

I think the 600 Multipla was kinda cool!

My Allegro had a better drag ratio when it was being towed - which was often. I quite liked the design though and had 'go faster' stripes and 'Maggie' done in script on the boot. It still didn't go faster either poor thing :roll:
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Many years ago I used to have a girlfriend in Cornwall who used to take me places in an Allegro, but I don't remember this:
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I am a real Lotus lover but in the trade LOTUS stood for Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious!
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JW wrote:I am a real Lotus lover but in the trade LOTUS stood for Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious!
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