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Sam and Betty finally got together after a 3 year long distance relationship.
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dtaai-maai wrote: Fri Sep 24, 2021 3:30 pm
Dannie Boy wrote: Fri Sep 24, 2021 1:26 pm Early attempts at the speaking telephone clock were very rudimentary
lindosfan1 wrote: Fri Sep 24, 2021 3:25 pm Trials for the original speaking clock were imaginative.
Outrageous. Some people have no shame...
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Wow, lindo! Bit of a SOH failure there... and no, of course I don't, I'm perfect!
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I enjoyed our date, may I call you?
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He went to kiss her, but he'd got his wires crossed.
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They just weren't compatible, they had too many hang-ups.
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Early mobile phones didn’t catch on
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He just couldn't push her buttons
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This swinging couple enjoyed a phoneménage à troi
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You rang m'lord.....
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Prince Charles thought he was going incognito, but he'd forgotten about his ears...
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The first participants in phone sex didn't quite get it right.
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Phone tapping wasn't subtle in the 1950s...
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I told the plastic surgeon I wanted something that would get me noticed...
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