Caption Competition
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By combining these with super glue the wives found their husbands listened to them 40% of the time, up from 3% without the stockings
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


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Taking "Put a bag over her head" to a new level.
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This is what you nagging sounds like.
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These olfactory flues focus pheromones to improve fertility.
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Training ladies to concentrate and listen
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This weeks competition has now closed - over to you PeteC.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


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R E S U L T :
A BIG thank you to PeteC who was our guest judge this week. This week's top 5:
5th Arcadian with "In my day we used old cocoa tins"
4th Lindosfan with "Training ladies to concentrate and listen"
3rd Jimbob with "These olfactory flues focus pheromones to improve fertility."
2nd Dannie Boy with "These are called “brain transfer” jumpers, but it doesn’t seem to be working"
1st place goes to Migrant with "By combining these with super glue the wives found their husbands listened to them 40% of the time, up from 3% without the stockings"

Thank you very much to all who participated.
Migrant you now have until 21:00 on 20 Jan 2019 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 25 Jan 2019 2018.
Next week's guest judge is pharvey who is barred from making entries for 1 week.
A BIG thank you to PeteC who was our guest judge this week. This week's top 5:
5th Arcadian with "In my day we used old cocoa tins"
4th Lindosfan with "Training ladies to concentrate and listen"
3rd Jimbob with "These olfactory flues focus pheromones to improve fertility."
2nd Dannie Boy with "These are called “brain transfer” jumpers, but it doesn’t seem to be working"
1st place goes to Migrant with "By combining these with super glue the wives found their husbands listened to them 40% of the time, up from 3% without the stockings"





Thank you very much to all who participated.
Migrant you now have until 21:00 on 20 Jan 2019 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 25 Jan 2019 2018.
Next week's guest judge is pharvey who is barred from making entries for 1 week.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


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Sorry for delay!
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Son had more pussy than he could handle
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There's plenty of pussy around for uncle Tom 

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Get out of my way. I'm on my way to Soi Cowboy, I hear there is a fortune to be made there selling pussy.
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Despite recent international uproar, the Vietnamese continue to walk their food carts down the streets.
I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
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Paws for thought, pussy on wheels, this one's a cheapskate
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I'm so mad, I just passed Donald Trump and he tried to grab one.