"Nudity" on the streets of Hua Hin

Post by **Jockey** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:31 pm

Guess wrote:
dr dave soul monsta wrote: a little thought and consideration is all that is required whether your Charles Atlas or Nellie the elephant
They're both dead aren't they?

Pub quiz question:

What nationality were they?

Post by **Guess** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:37 pm

richard wrote: costa brava, blackpool ,margate, costa del sol, ibizza of the east

Yuk,

Hang on. I like Ibizza and the Costa Del Sol. They would be idyllic if it weren't for the tourists.

Post by **Guess** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:39 pm

Jockey wrote:
Guess wrote:
dr dave soul monsta wrote: a little thought and consideration is all that is required whether your Charles Atlas or Nellie the elephant
They're both dead aren't they?
Pub quiz question:

What nationality were they?

1 Italian
2 Indian

Good food makes the perfect bodies

Post by **Jockey** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:55 pm

Guess wrote:
Jockey wrote:
Guess wrote: They're both dead aren't they?
Pub quiz question:

What nationality were they?
1 Italian
2 Indian

Good food makes the perfect bodies

1. Wrong

2. Correct:

To Bombay
A travelling circus came
They brought an intelegent elephant
and Nellie was her name

One dark night
she slipt her iron chain, and off she ran
to Hindustan and was never seen again

oooooooooooooooooo...
Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and
said goodbye to the circus
off she road with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trumbled off to the jungle
off she road with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump

Night by night she danced to the circus band
When Nellie was leading the big parade she looked
so proud and grand

No more tricks for Nellie to perform
They taught her how to take a bow and she took
to crowd by storm

oooooooooooooooooo...
Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and
said goodbye to the circus
off she road with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trumbled off to the jungle
off she road with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump

The head of the heard was calling far far away
they meet one night in silver light
on the road to Mandaley

oooooooooooooooooo...
Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and
said goodbye to the circus
off she road with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trumbled off to the jungle
off she road with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump

Post by **richard** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 5:22 pm

Jockey

Where do you get all this wit from????

Hope we meet up at JW's

Like to put a face to a handle

Post by **Guess** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 6:34 pm

Jockey wrote:
1. Wrong

2. Correct:

I beg to differ on 1. Sorry I don't have nursery rhyme to go with it:

Charles Atlas (October 30, 1892 â€“ December 23, 1972), "self-made man", trained himself to develop his body from that of a "scrawny weakling", eventually becoming the most popular mussel man of his day.

Born Angelino Siciliano in Acri, in Calabria, Italy, he moved to Brooklyn, New York at a young age.

Trump trump trump trump

Post by **Jockey** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 6:59 pm

Guess wrote:
Jockey wrote:
1. Wrong

2. Correct:

I beg to differ on 1. Sorry I don't have nursery rhyme to go with it:

Charles Atlas (October 30, 1892 â€“ December 23, 1972), "self-made man", trained himself to develop his body from that of a "scrawny weakling", eventually becoming the most popular mussel man of his day.

Born Angelino Siciliano in Acri, in Calabria, Italy, he moved to Brooklyn, New York at a young age.

Trump trump trump trump

Mr Guess!

Charles Atlas's birthplace has never been confirmed although most would concede he was born in italy, his father's naturalization papers state he was born in New York therefore Mr Atlas's official nationality was in fact American.

Post by **HHTel** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 8:04 pm

Jockey,
You're even sadder than I am. I have the CD but I couldn't have spouted more than one verse.

Post by **richard** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:23 pm

How about 'puff the magic dragon'?

As a lad I was convinced I was going to be a Clapton or a Carlos but the best I could do was PTMD. Hardly a showstopper Eh

When third childhood kicks in maybe I'll give it another try

Never mind. Dream on. Headphones on now and into Peter Frampton!!!

Post by **buksida** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:24 am

Interesting to see a whole bunch of this thread in print in this months Mirror, with no reference to the source ... someone must be writing for both.

Post by **Gaybob** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:56 pm

When we were in Cha-Am in the local 'Village' near the holiday inn regent there was a 'Large' german woman walking in just a t shirt, bikini bottoms and flip flops when she bent over, I was reminded of the reason that I am GAY!!! it all hung out... I suppose it did help me maintain my Slim figure though, no lunch that day.

Post by **Jockey** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:56 pm

Gaybob wrote:When we were in Cha-Am in the local 'Village' near the holiday inn regent there was a 'Large' german woman walking in just a t shirt, bikini bottoms and flip flops when she bent over, I was reminded of the reason that I am GAY!!! it all hung out... I suppose it did help me maintain my Slim figure though, no lunch that day.

Were you the only gay in the village?

Post by **Gaybob** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:59 pm

fortunatly not, it was the most horrible thing i have ever seen

Post by **richard** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:09 am

Gay Bobbie

I refuse to be bullied by Older men who should know much better... Shame on you and your families.[quote][/quote]

Sorry did you mean bullied or bugge*d?

Post by **richard** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:12 am

Apologies to all and and sundry

Off to bed with my ladyboy now?

Too much booze again and the Yorkshire (no turban) mouth is open again

Hua Hin Forum

"Nudity" on the streets of Hua Hin

Do you think walking around Hua Hin dressed only in beachwear ie bikini tops is acceptable?