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Is this what's called a French kiss ?
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Championship Stoke City 3 - 0 Plymouth Argyle 
Points 48; Position 20
Points 48; Position 20
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What happened to your nose darling? Had one of those Thai nose jobs gone wrong?
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The correct way to drink beer Chang.
“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
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Listen lady, its a bunch of bananas or the kid gets it!
“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
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lindosfan1
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Well with a suck like that, you would make a fortune in bintabaht
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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Listen lady, the sign at the entrance said masks have to be worn.
“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
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This weeks competition has now closed. pharvey, please watch your Inbox.
Championship Stoke City 3 - 0 Plymouth Argyle
Points 48; Position 20
Points 48; Position 20
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R E S U L T :
A BIG thank you to pharvey who was our guest judge this week.
This week's top 5:
5th sateeb with "Listen lady, the sign at the entrance said masks have to be worn."
4th lindosfan1 with "No tongues please."
3rd lindosfan1 with "Fatima did not like her blind date."
2nd lindosfan1 with "With a trunk that size you can do what you want."
1st place goes to sateeb with ""Listen lady, its a bunch of bananas or the kid gets it!""
Thank you very much to all who participated.
sateeb you now have until 21:00 on 5 February 2023 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 10 February 2023.
Next week's guest judge is wado-karate who is barred from making entries for 1 week.
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This week's top 5:
5th sateeb with "Listen lady, the sign at the entrance said masks have to be worn."
4th lindosfan1 with "No tongues please."
3rd lindosfan1 with "Fatima did not like her blind date."
2nd lindosfan1 with "With a trunk that size you can do what you want."
1st place goes to sateeb with ""Listen lady, its a bunch of bananas or the kid gets it!""
Thank you very much to all who participated.
sateeb you now have until 21:00 on 5 February 2023 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 10 February 2023.
Next week's guest judge is wado-karate who is barred from making entries for 1 week.
Championship Stoke City 3 - 0 Plymouth Argyle
Points 48; Position 20
Points 48; Position 20
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“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
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No!!!! This is a dogging site.
“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
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Speed dating in Glamorgan
“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
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Looking forward to pharvey's entries this week. He should have a masters degree in this subject. 
Championship Stoke City 3 - 0 Plymouth Argyle
Points 48; Position 20
Points 48; Position 20
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dtaai-maai
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Not too sure?
Number of sheep in the United Kingdom (UK)
Number of livestock
England 15,756,946
Wales 10,037,473
Scotland 6,985,017
Northern Ireland 2,052,555
In fact it said there are 30 x more sheep in Yorkshire than people!
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