Limerick Thread

[lindosfan1]

During Lock-Down, tried to grow some veg
Coz I like to live life on the edge
My cucumbers were to small

[Dannie Boy]

During Lock-Down, tried to grow some veg
Coz I like to live life on the edge
My cucumbers were too small
Unless they get bigger, no use at all

[Vital Spark]

During Lock-Down, tried to grow some veg
Coz I like to live life on the edge
My cucumbers were too small
Unless they get bigger, no use at all
I think next year I'll just plant a hedge

[Dannie Boy]

It’s the 1st of August and still no tourists


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[Lost]

It’s the 1st of August and still no tourists
Which is kind of good as some weren't the purist

[pharvey]

It’s the 1st of August and still no tourists
Which is kind of good as some weren't the purist
That said, it's hard for restaurants and Bars

[barrys]

Despite lamentations from the purists

[lindosfan1]

It’s the 1st of August and still no tourists
Which is kind of good as some weren't the purist
That said, it's hard for restaurants and Bars
Down the walking street they now drive cars

[dtaai-maai]

It’s the 1st of August and still no tourists
Which is kind of good as some weren't the purist
That said, it's hard for restaurants and Bars
Down the walking street they now drive cars
Despite lamentations from the purists

[dtaai-maai]

There was a young Thai stuck in Maine

[lindosfan1]

There was a young Thai stuck in Maine
Covid 19 meant he could not catch aplane

[migrant]

There was a young Thai stuck in Maine
Covid 19 meant he could not catch aplane
But he had plenty of lobster

[Lost]

There was a young Thai stuck in Maine
Covid 19 meant he could not catch aplane
But he had plenty of lobster
Which he sold to a mobster

[Vital Spark]

There was a young Thai stuck in Maine
Covid 19 meant he could not catch aplane
But he had plenty of lobster
Which he sold to a mobster
And bought a ticket to fly to Spain

[migrant]

I've ten more days of quarantine