Limerick Thread
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DM: We've done New York. Pick another city.
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How about:
There was an old man from Yonkers
There was an old man from Yonkers
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There was an old man from Yonkers
Whose wife was completely bonkers
Whose wife was completely bonkers
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There was an old man from Yonkers
Whose wife was completely bonkers
She loved a good fling
Whose wife was completely bonkers
She loved a good fling
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There was an old man from Yonkers
Whose wife was completely bonkers
She loved a good fling
And boy could she swing
Whose wife was completely bonkers
She loved a good fling
And boy could she swing
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redzonerocker wrote: ↑Sat Jul 28, 2018 4:29 pm There was an old man from Yonkers
Whose wife was completely bonkers
She loved a good fling
And boy could she swing
She sure was a woman who conquers
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There was an old man from Yonkers
Whose wife was completely bonkers
She loved a good fling
And boy could she swing
While pummeling him with her knockers
Whose wife was completely bonkers
She loved a good fling
And boy could she swing
While pummeling him with her knockers
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edited as it wasnt the 1st line of the next one, just sayiing I liked the last one
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Maybe should have been conkers then.
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I've always been partial to a wee game o' conkers .... oo er mrs
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There was an old school marm called Mary
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There was an old school marm called Mary
Who's legs were awfully hairy
Who's legs were awfully hairy
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There was an old school marm called Mary
Who's legs were awfully hairy
She didn’t mind that
Who's legs were awfully hairy
She didn’t mind that
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There was an old school marm called Mary
Who's legs were awfully hairy
She didn’t mind that
It made a good mat
Who's legs were awfully hairy
She didn’t mind that
It made a good mat
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There was an old school marm called Mary
Who's legs were awfully hairy
She didn’t mind that
It made a good mat
For the good folks that worked at the dairy
Who's legs were awfully hairy
She didn’t mind that
It made a good mat
For the good folks that worked at the dairy
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