Limerick Thread
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Dannie Boy wrote: ↑Wed Jul 18, 2018 6:07 pm There was an old German guy in Cha Am
Who was particularly fond of roast ham
When presented with pork
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There was an old German guy in Cha Am
who went for a swim by the dam
who went for a swim by the dam
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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There was an old German guy in Cha AmHomer wrote: ↑Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:27 pmDannie Boy wrote: ↑Wed Jul 18, 2018 6:07 pm There was an old German guy in Cha Am
Who was particularly fond of roast ham
When presented with pork
Who was particularly fond of roast ham
When presented with pork
He stabbed his wife with his fork
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MDMK wrote: ↑Wed Jul 18, 2018 11:18 pmThere was an old German guy in Cha AmHomer wrote: ↑Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:27 pmDannie Boy wrote: ↑Wed Jul 18, 2018 6:07 pm There was an old German guy in Cha Am
Who was particularly fond of roast ham
When presented with pork
Who was particularly fond of roast ham
When presented with pork
He stabbed his wife with his fork
And he’s now in a jail in Siam
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There was a group of Thais in the arctic
Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. Source
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The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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PeteC wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 3:20 am
There was a group of Thais in the arctic
Who had gone to research micro-plastic
Their feet were so cold
...and the somtum so old
That the fish fingers tasted fantastic
There was a group of Thais in the arctic
Who had gone to research micro-plastic
Their feet were so cold
...and the somtum so old
That the fish fingers tasted fantastic
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Or....."they decided to mail themselves home in a basket"
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I sit here perusing the forum
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I sit here perusing the forum
To avoid dying from boredom
But the NIght Crawlers are quiet
To avoid dying from boredom
But the NIght Crawlers are quiet
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oakdale160 wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 10:31 am I sit here perusing the forum
To avoid dying from boredom
But the NIght Crawlers are quiet
It’s put my cravings on a diet