Caption Competition

[Siani]

Did you know Santa Claus is dyslexic? He always laughs, "Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!"

[Big Boy]

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[Dannie Boy]

That's one Santa you definitely wouldn't want to sit on his knee.

[GLCQuantum]

Mrs Claus hadn't been giving Santa any for quite some time - so he took matters into his own hands.

[migrant]

"Go get them Rudolph!!!"

[migrant]

After seeing Santa "on display" everyone now REALLY wondered how he fit down that chimney.

[Jimbob]

The Schizophrenic Santa whistled, and shouted, and call'd them by name:
"Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer, and Vixen!
"On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donder and Blitzen!

[Bristolian]

Operation Yewtree becomes operation Yuletide as Santa displays his gifts in public

[Frank Hovis]

You'd better watch out, you'd better not cry
You'd better not pout, I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming in town

[Bristolian]

Everyone needs a flashing Santa at Christmas time

[pharvey]

Santa had hit the eggnog hard this year........

[Ginjaninja]

'Santa glides from sleigh to high street delivering a shocking surprise to innocent bystanders...'

[Bristolian]

His baubles were old and tarnished,
His cracker had long lost its crack
Old Santa was quite beside himself
There was nothing left in his sack

A last flash was all that he wanted
‘Fore everything fell off or broke
To show he was still Santa
And not some drunken old bloke

He set off for a local town centre
Where his "present" stood firm and stood tall
He shouted to all that could hear him
A Merry Christmas to One and To All

MERRY CHRISTMAS

[richard]

Santa showed 'em where the fairy really belongs

[pharvey]

Billy got the Christmas spirit of "it's better to give" all too wrong.........