Caption Competition

[Big Boy]

OK guys, I think we've waited long enough - time to organise some trials. The next competition will be the last traditional contest for a while.

We have 4 volunteers to be guest judge. So, taking the volunteers in order:

pdm3547, I will send a judging paper on 27 Nov'14. I will need the results back no later than 18:00hrs on 28 Nov'14

prcscct, I will send a judging paper on 11 Dec'14. I will need the results back no later than 18:00hrs on 12 Dec'14

No Judging Christmas week

richard, I will send a judging paper on 1 Jan'15. I will need the results back no later than 18:00hrs on 2 Jan'15

lindosfan1, I will send a judging paper on 15 Jan'15. I will need the results back no later than 18:00hrs on 16 Jan'15

dtaai-maai, I will send you the judges returns and final result sheet every other week commencing 5 Dec'14 through until 9 Jan'15 (or you become fed up). Before that, I will write the idiots guide, and forward it together with the Caption Analysis tool (planning to write it as I do next week's competition.

If the dates don't suit, or somebody has changed their minds, please advise soonest.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN.

[Kraka's Dad]

Isn't that 5 volunteers?

[Big Boy]

I did say, "We have 4 volunteers to be guest judge." DM's role is completely different, and will help significantly in my weekly duties.

[richard]

First off I have to say I was totally shocked to find I had won the last competition. So used to seeing DTM and
Bristolian walking away with the gold medal. I had to scurry round my old photos etc looking for an appropriate picture to post.

Second off I thought I'd maintain the momentum set on a roll with BB's 'Ladyboy test' thread so plumed for this one. Anyone who fails to perform the ladyboy test on this is definitely on the serious juice or need their eyes testing

[pdm3547]

pdm3547, I will send a judging paper on 27 Nov'14. I will need the results back no later than 18:00hrs on 28 Nov'14

No problem at all. Looking forward to it!

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