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I think DM already has them :twisted:
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170px-Two_Kanak_(Canaque)_warriors_posing_with_penis_gourds_and_spears,_New_Caledonia.jpg
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Does my willy look big in this?
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I may be shorter than you but mine's much bigger than yours
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And I don't need a belt to keep mine in place!
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Witch doctor did you see for those spots?
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"Mine hangs down to my knee", "that's nothing, mine hangs down to my ankle".
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Strange that no one ever comments on the size our spears and headdresses
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You've been watching too many David Copperfield shows, Jumbo.
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To prove himself to the BBC and to the public, Jeremy Clarkson today hired two new co-hosts to replace May and Hammond.
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Oi!! Shorty! remember not to bend your knees or you'll really hurt your feet
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I remember when a collar and tie shot was all you needed to get a visa in Thailand.
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At least one of the Kanak'erd team was ready for the pole vault competition.
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Call yourself a warrior! Your gonna trip and poke someone's eye out with that thing
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Really Cyril, is this teapot and spout pose really in keeping with our warrior image???
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