Caption Competition

Post by **Big Boy** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 7:30 pm

I think DM already has them

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 7:42 pm

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Post by **Vital Spark** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 7:46 pm

Does my willy look big in this?

Post by **Bristolian** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 7:47 pm

I may be shorter than you but mine's much bigger than yours

Post by **Bristolian** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 7:48 pm

And I don't need a belt to keep mine in place!

Post by **Bristolian** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 7:50 pm

Witch doctor did you see for those spots?

Post by **Dannie Boy** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 7:51 pm

"Mine hangs down to my knee", "that's nothing, mine hangs down to my ankle".

Post by **Bristolian** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 7:53 pm

Strange that no one ever comments on the size our spears and headdresses

Post by **PeteC** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 7:55 pm

You've been watching too many David Copperfield shows, Jumbo.

Post by **PeteC** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 7:58 pm

To prove himself to the BBC and to the public, Jeremy Clarkson today hired two new co-hosts to replace May and Hammond.

Post by **Bristolian** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 8:00 pm

Oi!! Shorty! remember not to bend your knees or you'll really hurt your feet

Post by JD » Fri Aug 15, 2014 8:04 pm

I remember when a collar and tie shot was all you needed to get a visa in Thailand.

Post by **Bristolian** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 8:04 pm

At least one of the Kanak'erd team was ready for the pole vault competition.

Post by **Bristolian** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 8:06 pm

Call yourself a warrior! Your gonna trip and poke someone's eye out with that thing

Post by **Bristolian** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 8:09 pm

Really Cyril, is this teapot and spout pose really in keeping with our warrior image???

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