Caption Competition

[Billy Joe I]

The old business concept 'Stack em high and sell em cheap' at work in Soi Bintabaht.

[Big Boy]

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[GLCQuantum]

Police missed some warning signs when they first had a look round Jimmy Saville's house.

[Frank Hovis]

The police have confirmed they are looking for a terrorist cell after 20 women were blown up in a Tokyo residence.

[GLCQuantum]

Completely unaware, Hello Kitty was about to learn that this 'playtime' she'd been anticipating, wasn't quite what it seemed.

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed.

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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The top 5 are:

5th dtaai-maai with "Japan's largest multiple-birth family - 20 years on, the bedroom is a little cramped, but at least they have aircon." (21 Points)

4th prcscct with "Android bar girls were introduced in the early 21st century the museum guide stated, "they never aged, were language and sex act programmable, and didn't steal from the till."" (24 Points)

3rd GLCQuantum with "Police missed some warning signs when they first had a look round Jimmy Saville's house" (26 Points)

2nd Dannie Boy with "Now Mr Harris, the evidence seems overwhelming, but yet you still deny the charge." (28 Points)

1st place goes to Frank Hovis with "The police have confirmed they are looking for a terrorist cell after 20 women were blown up in a Tokyo residence." (38 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

Frank Hovis you now have until 23:59 on 8 June 14 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 13 June 14.

NB: In view of complaints received from our more sensitive members last week, we need to validate photos, and anything considered even remotely sensitive will have to be taken down, and you will be asked to post another photograph.

Big Boy's favourite - "When Mahmood got to paradise the virgins were not what he was thinking they'd be"

[dtaai-maai]

Flabbergasted.

BB, could you give us an idea of the nature of the complaints (seriously? plural?) so that we know what to avoid?

What do you mean by 'validating' the photos?

[Big Boy]

Basically, if the photo looks like it might offend (rubber dolls ), then it will be taken down. We do have a precedent when a previous photo had to be taken down because it offended members.

[Frank Hovis]

NB: In view of complaints received from our more sensitive members last week, we need to validate photos, and anything considered even remotely sensitive will have to be taken down, and you will be asked to post another photograph.

As it was my picture that may have made some of your sensitive members react; I apologise unreservedly.

I hadn't considered that some members may be more sensitive than others, especially when looking at pictures of a mildly sexual nature. Hopefully this picture will be deemed suitable for viewing for all.

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[richard]

NB: In view of complaints received from our more sensitive members last week, we need to validate photos, and anything considered even remotely sensitive will have to be taken down, and you will be asked to post another photograph.

FFS..................Forum now getting seriously sad IMO

[Dannie Boy]

Just goes to prove that all chicks love a cuddly pussy

[dtaai-maai]

Just goes to prove that all chicks love a cuddly pussy

I'd like to register a formal complaint about this caption. It's far too funny.

[Big Boy]

I apologise unreservedly.

No need to apologise Frank, you did nothing wrong - the photo remained where it was, and the competition continued unaffected.

The statement had to be made, just in case anything really sensitive is ever posted. I can definitely remember having to withdraw one photo, and maybe a second. Boring photos get boring captions - you're all sensible, and the competition has run for well over 4 years with just 1 (or maybe 2) problem photo(s). Its not a problem, but a reminder had to be given.

[Big Boy]

Just goes to prove that all chicks love a cuddly pussy

I'd like to register a formal complaint about this caption. It's far too funny.