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The Royal Navy confirmed that, for the first time, women would be joining the submarine fleet. Commander Ivan Aardon also confirmed that the new additions to the fleet were 'a very welcome change!'.
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can't stand capsule hotels, I prefer interaction with other guests.
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You lot stop staring at me while I change!
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Trying to save money, the local airline have installed these instead of oxygen bottles. Dual purpose: in case of emergence, you either say "fu#k it, I'm gonna die " and mount one of these or you start sucking the air out of it because of the loss of air pressure in the cabin. You die happy either way.
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Android bar girls were introduced in the early 21st century the museum guide stated, "they never aged, were language and sex act programmable, and didn't steal from the till."
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All these bar girls where in hospital after eating some of mamas sick buffalo because it was low season and a well document reason for extracting money from farang.

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Billy Joe I wrote:Short time rooms have changes a lot since the increase in rent prices!
As we are continuing with these kind of jokes I thought I'd ask... have you seen the age of the children in the picture? Or dolls of children?

:cheers:
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That`s the Miss Ladyboy competition over for another year
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Papa Kitty finally caught his daughter in the act with that cur from down the street.
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GLCQuantum wrote:
Billy Joe I wrote:Short time rooms have changes a lot since the increase in rent prices!
As we are continuing with these kind of jokes I thought I'd ask... have you seen the age of the children in the picture? Or dolls of children?

:cheers:

I would imagine old enough to be out of warranty!
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Although it started as a sex shop, word got around about the free trial and it quickly converted to a Brothel. Better than his first business that he had to run by hand until he could hire the girls.
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Oi, watch where you`re sticking your toes.
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"Toy story", the X-rated sequel.
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Naming Richard Branson's new venture 'Virgin Dolls', was proving to be very misleading when it came to second hand sales...
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