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In this village, circumcision was late and extremely painful...
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cluckinghell.jpg
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Mama, why does it hurt every time I pee?
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I told Papa there was a hole in the door and he said "Oh f**k it!"
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That's why it's called a pecker!!
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I think this is a picture of a young Gregory Peck
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Committed a crime and he was up before the beak
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One "cock" said to another "cock," I am bigger than you.
I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people could learn to mange their stupidity!
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The young Bernard thought to himself "That's bootiful, really bootiful"
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Cocksucker
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Henpecked ....that is what this lad grew up to be :?
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Henny Penny, quick hide! Your right...... "The sky is falling!" ....disaster :( Hide quickly, Colonel Sanders has arrived at the farm :guns:
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Little Jack only had one friend to play "Hide and Beak" with :?
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You put Mayonnaise on chicken? You might as well put it on your chips as well !
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You little Larrakin, the Dutch boy put his finger in the dyke, not the chuck
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