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"Fumito :shock: What are you doing? :shock: "
"It's ok Dan, my wife always tells me I have a loose screw :? , so I just fix it" :wink:
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Japanese reality television, infamous for transforming acts of humiliation and physical punishment, take their show to a new level. Called "Live DIY body piercing" :shock:
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Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

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AND now he will switch on the hammer drill. The ultimate buzz is looming
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Most people take paracetamol or other painkillers when they get a migraine attack, Somchu was a bit more drastic!!
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His girlfriend said to him " give me your three speed power tool and hammer my brains out baby" but Chan got confused after drinking to much Whisky.

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Fred's therapist has some innovative ideas to cure his fear of the dentist.
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I hope you realise this is just for show - you didn't think I was going to try and drill into my head did you?
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Water on the brain? Can't afford surgery? Buy Dr Shin's CD of DIY brain surgery tips! Only 10k yen! It's a no-brainer!
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Committing hara-kiri with a knife in the guts is for pussies...
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The Chinese Jimmy Savile tribute act, Jin'll Fix it, performing 'Bob the builder can we fix it?' act at a children's birthday party takes a turn for the worse.
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In a one man protest against the latest 'Chinese got Talent' entry, Chin demonstrates how he enjoys it as much as a hole in the head!
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Mr Sumo San promoting his new book : 'DIY Brain Surgery for Dummies"
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Kamikasi pilots had discipline drilled into them
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Can I do brain surgery, 'course I can; Bish, Bash, Bosch, jobs a good 'un.
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