Caption Competition

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R E S U L T :
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This week's top 5(6) are:

5th= dtaai-maai with "I came here to have a tooth pulled - I wasn't expecting to do any pulling myself!" (20 Points)

5th= pharvey with "It had to be said, the Japanese took the Tooth Fairy to a whole new level....." (20 Points)

2nd= Siani with "Joo-won thought that this was some sort of a joke? A booby trap maybe?" (22 Points)

2nd= migrant with "Even though the dentist didn't have chairs with head rests, his patients didn't mind his alternative" (22 Points)

2nd= Siani with "Mr Wong, I think you can cut down your visits to the hygienist Every two days is too often I think every six month will be sufficient for the future" (22 Points)

1st place goes to migrant with "After 25 visits to the dentist in a month Chen remembered he had dentures" (27 Points) :clap: :clap: :bow: :bow: :dance:

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

migrant you now have until 23:59 on 30 Mar 14 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 4 Apr 14.

Big Boy's favourite - "Oh dear. That lump in my throat has moved south. Time to run for cover."
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OK here goes, hopefully better than my last submission!! :oops:
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Don't worry folks, he's been doing this for years, he knows the drill.
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The teacher said I had to drill it into my brain.
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Maybe the do it yourself trend has gone way too far.
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Russian Drillette
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Having lost the instructions he decided to use his head
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Clearly he did not appreciate the karaoke singer
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What a time for there to be a power outage.
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Hang on, you have the ear cleaning bit in there, you need a #25 for stupidity drainage.
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The yoga instructor told Ming to empty his mind, but he never recommended this method Your Honour.
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Ming decided to make the strongest possible statement in order to get his Mother-in-law out of the house.
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Looks like he's using a Black and Deader
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This new Japanese reality game show is a step to far "Trepan Or French Kiss A Man".

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The new Thai movie Thriller Driller never had a sequel.

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