Caption Competition

[arcadianagain]

knit one, two pearls, I mean knit one, pearl one.

[Big Boy]

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[dtaai-maai]

There was a young lass from Qatar
Who decided to swim minus bra.
She passed an old man
and said "Hold out your hand",
Then realised he was her Papa...

[dtaai-maai]

There was an old man from Kilbride
Was trying to turn back the tide,
When along came a lass
With a tight little ass,
He just stood there, brow furrowed, and sighed...

[Dannie Boy]

Most Brits settled on a knotted hanky to protect their head from the sun, but Dave wanted to try a bikini top.

[Bristolian]

Malcolm felt relieved to finally take of the darn garment. He had been forced to wear it since his wife found it in his changing bag.

[Spanner]

When I said that you're obscene dear, you should cover yourself up...
I was actually referring to your shorts!

[Frank Hovis]

Everyone on the beach that spoke to Jim seemed to have a lisp, why were they all saying 'Bikini Atholl' ?

[Siani]

Sabrina darling....wear your top next time you go for a dip Remember the last dip you had? Swimmers came running out of the surf shouting "Get out of the water! Get out! Great White Pointers

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed.

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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This week's top 5(6) are:

5th= Siani with "Malcolm thought it was time he "came out" and admitted he was a cross-dresser." (18 Points)

5th= dtaai-maai with "As the Public Decency Officer for Scarborough Council, Henry took his work very seriously." (18 Points)

4th Jimbob with "3D printing was becoming a real eye-opener........" (25 Points)

2nd= dtaai-maai with "Prince Charming was determined to find his Cinderella, but he was buggered if he was using a slipper." (30 Points)

2nd= dtaai-maai with "Henry thought long and hard before deciding to take the plunge and go topless." (30 Points)

1st place goes to Bristolian with "Malcolm felt relieved to finally take of the darn garment. He had been forced to wear it since his wife found it in his changing bag." (34 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
Bristolian you now have until 23:59 on 9 Mar 14 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 16 Mar 14.

Big Boy's favourite - "Malcolm felt relieved to finally take of the darn garment. He had been forced to wear it since his wife found it in his changing bag.'"

[Bristolian]

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[Frank Hovis]

...and residents of Central and East Pennsylvania should expect a deluge of sleet at anytime.

[barry720]

Looks like a long hard winter.

[Dannie Boy]

The infra red camera had definitely picked up an unusual image.