Caption Competition

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 9:00 pm

Too small, Henry thought as he gazed boobwards, his brow furrowed in calculating concentration.

Post by **Siani** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 9:51 pm

"I think this itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini just might belong to you M'am"

Post by **Big Boy** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 9:55 pm

Post by **Frank Hovis** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 10:21 pm

Jim only ever dated anorexics, but he'd gone too far this time.

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 10:33 pm

Prince Charming was determined to find his Cinderella, but he was buggered if he was using a slipper.

Post by **Dannie Boy** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 10:37 pm

Dave thought he'd use the Cinderella technique of trying to see which girl was the perfect fit for the bikini top.

Post by **Siani** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 10:55 pm

Malcolm thought it was time he "came out" and admitted he was a cross-dresser.

Post by **Siani** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 10:58 pm

"Oh no honey" you put my wrong top in! It does not match my shorts!"

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 10:59 pm

Henry thought long and hard before deciding to take the plunge and go topless.

Post by **migrant** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 2:06 am

Fred was disappointed. What's the use of coming out when you go to a topless beach. "oh well, so much for the money I spent on this lovely top"

Post by **Jimbob** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:58 am

I've read the instruction manual but can't quite get the hang of it

Post by **Khundon1975** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:30 am

I ask them how this works and they whip off their tops, then put them back on and I get to see their boobs.

It works every time.

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:16 am

As the Public Decency Officer for Scarborough Council, Henry took his work very seriously.

Post by **Jimbob** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 1:55 pm

He suddenly realised this eye mask could also be used for sun protection elsewhere

Post by **PeteC** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 2:00 pm

Oh my this won't work, she has 3.

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