Caption Competition

[Frank Hovis]

I know it's supposed to be a life-like sculpture, but is there any chance you might use a little artistic licence in that area, I mean, it's pretty cold standing here with nothing on.

[Big Boy]

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[arcadianagain]

Bugger, I chipped off a bit too much, better make it into "Nude female"

[Jimbob]

It looks so small and cold. may be I should warm it up?

[Vital Spark]

Lek was in a dilemma with her final art project. 'Do I make it big to impress the women, or do I make it small to make the men feel good?'

[Homer]

Ping suddenly realized the meaning of the American saying "I shaved my legs for this?"

[Spanner]

No, definately not Sir Jimmy's, Constable. His was topped with hundreds and thousands!

[richard]

Miss, is it a spitting cobra?

[Dannie Boy]

I don't know whether the sculptor used Viagra in the mix, but that thing looks very stiff.

[richard]

Thinks....is this a sign of things to come?

[GLCQuantum]

Young Joy was determined to out-stare whatever that was...that was staring back at her.

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed.

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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This week's top 5 are:

4th= richard I with "Yes officer he had one like that but it was vertical" (20 Points)

4th= pharvey with "3D printing was becoming a real eye-opener........" (20 Points)

3rd arcadianagain with "Bugger, I chipped off a bit too much, better make it into "Nude female"" (26 Points)

2nd Frank Hovis with "I've looked at this for ages and I'm pretty sure it's not art; it's just bollocks." (31 Points)

1st place goes to Vital Spark with "Lek was in a dilemma with her final art project. 'Do I make it big to impress the women, or do I make it small to make the men feel good?'" (53 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
Vital Spark you now have until 23:59 on 2 Mar 14 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 7 Mar 14.

Big Boy's favourite - "Lek was in a dilemma with her final art project. 'Do I make it big to impress the women, or do I make it small to make the men feel good?'"

[Vital Spark]

Here goes:

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[Vital Spark]

I'll just start the ball rolling:


Alfred was determined to make a success of life. His health food stall in Glasgow was a dismal failure, so he decided to sell cute bikini tops in St. Tropez.