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When the captain said "Slow down. Pleasure up, take a Camel", I think that he was offering you a cigarette!
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That illustrates why camels are known as 'ships of the desert'... they transport people, and are full of 'seamen'
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Looks like his sleeves are not the only thing ill fitting!
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When said take the camel private, I meant, just ride the camel into town to find a woman!
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Are you deaf soldier, I recommended taking a stuffed camel back as a souvenier.
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ooh, ooh, I hope you are using a condom!
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I know this is a 2 week competition, but it's gone dead for the 2nd week. Just bumping it in case there are any last minute entries before tomorrow's close.
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Many of the Welsh soldiers on duty got a little homesick so they tried some of the local pussy.

Sorry Pharvey :D
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Oscar Pistorius jumped bail using this genius army panto camel costume.

Kendo. :cheers
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They say you never forget your first hump.
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Never mind a donkey, this guys hung like a camel!
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This competition is now closed.
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GLCQuantum wrote:Many of the Welsh soldiers on duty got a little homesick so they tried some of the local pussy.

Sorry Pharvey :D
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