Caption Competition

[t1ggyw1ggy10]

two cows were out in a field eating grass .one looked to the other and said mooooooo.

Hey ! the other cow replies . I was just about to say the same thing !

[Big Boy]

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[Stargeezer]

It is sooo hot today yours must have melted right off!!

[richard]

OK, good impersonation but can you produce a pat?

[Frank Hovis]

You do know you're kneeling in my shit, right?

[PeteC]

Good, let them staple a tag to YOUR ear and haul YOU off to the abattoir. I'll stay here in my meadow thank you very much!

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed.

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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This week's top 5

5th Dannie Boy with "You can tell she's the new milk maid - that ones a bull." (20 Points)

4th Frank Hovis with "You do know you're kneeling in my shit, right?" (21 Points)

3rd richard with "OK, good impersonation but can you produce a pat?" (25 Points)

2nd prcscct with "Good, let them staple a tag to YOUR ear and haul YOU off to the abattoir. I'll stay here in my meadow thank you very much!" (35 Points)

1st place goes to Vital Spark with "Susie! I know it's your first day as a vet's assistant, but I told you to inseminate the cows!'" (47 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
Vital Spark you now have until 23:59 on 24 Nov 13 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 29 Nov 13.

Big Boy's favourite - "OK, good impersonation but can you produce a pat?'"

[Vital Spark]

There yer go...

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[migrant]

Don't cry, Obama may be my running mate, but you'll always be my life mate

[SunandFun]

You better get your F@#$%ng hand off of my leg or I will whip the living Sh*t out of you!

[richard]

The minister had always had a weakness for chubby boy scouts

[Vital Spark]

'Trust me, I'm a doctor. I'll just have a little listen to your pulse.'

[pharvey]

Seriously....... Vote for me, and the doughnuts are safe.

[Vital Spark]

A word from the wise, son. Cut down on the carbohydrates, get to the gym, but most importantly don't ever, ever, wind your speech up into a little tube.