Caption Competition

[kendo]

Rubber dub dub three bitches and an AK47 in a tub.
Kendo.

[Big Boy]

Bathtime.jpg (69.73 KiB) Viewed 463 times

[Frank Hovis]

Facebook : Oscar Pistorius commented on his own photo "Meet my new girlfriend".

[Big Boy]

About an hour to go, and only 5 entries so far this week. This is an URGENT bump.

[Frank Hovis]

Jim, look what I found.
I haven't shaved down there since the last time we went hunting, that was the the same day we bought that tiny little puppy and the same night we had unprotected sex.

[PeteC]

Rather than fighting with it, Lucille decided it was better making friends with the large sewer rat that appeared in the tub.

[lindosfan1]

Dog is thinking "why have I got to live with this bunch of weirdo's get me out of here batman.

[Bristolian]

Dog is thinking "they have forgotten the aluminium foil hats"

[kendo]

We are in the bathroom bunker just waiting for the next forum conspiracy theory

Kendo.

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed.

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

Bathtime.jpg (69.73 KiB) Viewed 357 times

Judges were not happy with this week's competition. It was far from a 'classic' week. This week's top 5:

4th= Frank Hovis with "Women and children in the Ba'ath party take up arms in the struggle against the Afghans." (18 Points)

4th= lindosfan1 with "Dog is thinking "why have I got to live with this bunch of weirdo's get me out of here batman." (18 Points)

3rd prcscct with "Rather than fighting with it, Lucille decided it was better making friends with the large sewer rat that appeared in the tub." (22 Points)

2nd Dannie Boy with "The big ones got quite a recoil on it, whereas the pink one just vibrates." (30 Points)

1st place goes to Jimbob with "I always like to be in the bath with a magazine, baby oil, and a shaggy friend" (32 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
Jimbob you now have until 23:59 on 22 Sept 13 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 27 Sept 13.

Big Boy's favourite - "Dog is thinking "they have forgotten the aluminium foil hats""

[Big Boy]

Apologies to those of you who had already posted captions to this week's competition. Some members found the photo offensive. As a result, Jimbob has kindly offered to provide a new photo.

The offending photos have been removed, together with several entries.

Apologies for the inconvenience, but this is a bit of fun. There is absolutely no need for anybody to be offended in this thread.

[dtaai-maai]

... this is a bit of fun.

Couldn't agree more, but I think it's worth bearing in mind that photos of the most ordinary, everyday situations can produce the funniest captions.

[Jimbob]

The 'go to' picture!

[Dannie Boy]

Let me tell you one more time, I didn't get a nick on the ball.