Caption Competition

[Bristolian]

Using a macro lens was doing bugger all for his manly confidence

[Big Boy]

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[Frank Hovis]

Excuse me, Is this Banbury Cross ?

[Bristolian]

Head 'em up, move 'em out, Move 'em on, head 'em out Rawhide!

[Bristolian]

Police were concerned with safety as so many were riding two abreast.

[Frank Hovis]

Crash Testes Dummy

[Siani]

"Don't worry sir, the emergency services are on their way here. They will soon cut you free from your bike! "

[Siani]

Yes, freak accidents do happen...look what happened when Claus fell in front of the Zebra crossing linesman

[Dannie Boy]

Dave had always suffered from saddle soreness and now it was clear for everybody to see!!

[Siani]

When we came up over the Alps...Jim came flying off on the first bend and left a terrific skid mark!

[Bristolian]

Am I sore!!!! Of course I'm bluddy sore. Every time I stood up, to peddle up the hill, the car behind thought he was about to shoot red traffic lights.

[Bristolian]

Of course I'm anal retentive, I can't get the saddle off my arse!!!

[Bristolian]

With all necessary apologies to Chuck Berry ......Oh my ding a ling, I want you to play with my ding a ling a ling!

[dtaai-maai]

Ours is the only race that starts with "Ready, Steady, Bottoms up!"

[Bristolian]

No... No I won't look at the camera now. My crossbar is cooling 'em down quite nicely thanks.