Caption Competition

[pharvey]

Oh seriously, the Nipple Ring - Nothing!! The Zebra Crossing on the arm.... Nothing!! The latest Emergency Stop however........ OOOOOOWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[Big Boy]

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[pharvey]

So much for telescopic scopes.......

[Siani]

I know what it is ....it's the St Tropez section of the Tour de France

[Siani]

Blimey That was the fastest downhill run ever! It blew all our kit off

[Siani]

"My wife said to still take the bicycle clips with me on the nudist bike race"...."You may need another use for them!" she said "

[Billy Joe I]

In a last ditch effort to stop people laughing at the Lycra cycling suits, John comes up with another ill-conceived idea!

[Jimbob]

I came to this charity ride clothed but there are so many needy people in the world

[Jimbob]

my brains are in my testicles so I don't need a helmet.

[Bristolian]

The last stage of the Tour de France was a real bummer!

[dtaai-maai]

The search for the World's Ugliest Cyclist reaches a climax.

[Bristolian]

Contestants were relieved to know that the ride was sponsored by Preparation H

[JD]

So, that's tread marks on your arms and legs, and a skid mark on your seat.

[Jimbob]

An hour on a bike naked would be 'anus horribilis'

[Bristolian]

The yellow leader’s shirt was prized more than ever. Wrapping it around the seat made all the difference