Caption Competition

[Big Boy]

See Gretta, I told you your husband DM went to the ATM each day at noon. Be careful, I think he's getting cash for a threesome with you and that car show girl.

[Big Boy]

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[dtaai-maai]

Oooo, now I see why they call him Big Boy...

[arcadianagain]

This is not what I had in mind when you asked for a bunk-up.

[Siani]

What happens BB when there is a joint 1st place? DM & I came joint...anyway, being the lady I am I will let DM go ahead

When I was back in the UK, if there was a tie, I'd simply go back to the judges and get them to choose a winner. Now that I'm based in LOS, that is no longer practical (time differences, distance etc).

Every Thursday evening, when I prepare the judging papers to go to the UK, I complete one myself - normally just for fun. This form does not feature in the normal judging. Obviously, this is completed long before I get the papers back from the UK. This is where the 'Big Boy's favourite' comes from. In the event of a tie, the person who finished highest on my score list gets it. This week you were 4th on my list, and DM was 3rd.

This competition is just for fun, and I try to keep the judging/scoring as fair as possible. I certainly have nothing to gain with one person winning over another. I hope you understand the above explanation, and realise that I show no bias against anybody (we've even had members who had received a suspension finishing first).

Thanks for explaining it to me BB...I did not know it worked like that with a tie. Yes I know it's for fun and really enjoy it Wow...a suspension for finishing first!
Anyway, going to have a think of a caption for DM picture

[Siani]

"I knew it was a farce Jack" "The Smith's at number 4 haven't really gone to Hua Hin on holiday" "Look they are in their back room sitting under a sun lamp!"

[Frank Hovis]

"I'd like to withdraw 100 roubles please"

[Siani]

I shall be reporting in my review that the hotel leisure facilities were nowhere near finished!

[pharvey]

You utter plonker Dave! I said I wanted a hotel that had "Highballs".............

[pharvey]

Are you sure this is the immigration channel Olaf...?

[migrant]

See honey, I told you the Smith's barb wire is higher than ours, you need to raise ours

[Siani]

Darling, please be careful on that thin plank I don't want to be claiming just yet on that Million dollar insurance policy I took out on you this morning

[dtaai-maai]

Keeping up with the Jones is getting increasingly difficult...

[Frank Hovis]

Reports that Somalian pirates had started operating in East Germany had been played down until this photo was unearthed.

[Spanner]

Humpty! Where the hell are you?