Caption Competition

[Jimbob]

Young George enjoyed his outings with Uncle Harry

[Big Boy]

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[MrPlum]

'Since Heineken got into the infant formula business, young Leo has kicked his breast habit.'

[arcadianagain]

No no you silly woman, it`s Young`s beer, not beer for the young

[richard]

Mummy, is this what daddy means by saying he's holding her jugs?

[Dannie Boy]

cheers

[dtaai-maai]

You think I'm ugly? You should see my Dad!

[Frank Hovis]

Half a lager in a pint glass and a jug of Old Speckled Hen please.

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed.

[Big Boy]

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This week's top 5:

5th pharvey with "Screw "Finding Nemo" Mum, let's get pished!!!" (28 Points)

4th Dannie Boy with "They say "breast is best", but I'll settle for a pint of best!!" (31 Points)

3rd MrPlum with "Since Heineken got into the infant formula business, young Leo has kicked his breast habit." (34 Points)

2nd pharvey with "Stuck between a beer and a breast at my age....... where to go from here?!" (36 Points)

1st place goes to dtaai-maai with "DR.: No, Mrs Armstrong, I didn't say he had colic, I said he was an alcoholic!" (56 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
dtaai-maai you now have until 23:59 on 4 Aug 13 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 9 Aug 13.

Big Boy's favourite - "It took a bit of dutch courage before 'lil charlie was brave enough to ask for a go on her boobs"

[dtaai-maai]

[with thanks to Siani...]

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[richard]

Lady says "Oh Christ, where did I go wrong?"

[Siani]

Darling..I told you to wear comfortable shoes Now you say you can't change into sandals because of your corn plasters

[Siani]

For Christ's sake keep down!! My wife has just pulled up

[SunandFun]

This is as close as I can get my legs together...do you think anyone will notice? Where is my Burka?