Caption Competition

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This week's top 5:

5th Bristolian with "Jimmy had not really thought through his new, World Record, “Prince Albert” piercing attempt." (25 Points)

3rd= Frank Hovis with "And that was the last time I ever went to that pole dancing club." (27 Points)

3rd= Bristolian with "Having broken his leg and in considerable pain, Angus was not really happy with the application of the splint by the trainee nurses" (27 Points)

2nd Bristolian with "Tossing the caber was proving to be more than a handful for this first timer." (30 Points)

1st place goes to Spanner with "....Likewise for the spectators, removing the Tosser from the caber!" (33 Points) :clap: :clap: :bow: :bow: :dance:

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
Spanner you now have until 23:59 on 28 Jul 13 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 2 Aug 13.

Big Boy's favourite - "Whatever Jim tried he new that he had been shafted"
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Stuck between a beer and a breast at my age....... where to go from here?!
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Wayhaaay...... BEER CITY!!!
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Fuzzy-wuzzy-waza-wot...... hic
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Screw "Finding Nemo" Mum, let's get pished!!!
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Damn my underdeveloped arm..... give me a bloody straw!
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Blimey this beer is rubbish, I'll be glad when I've had enough!
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It took a bit of dutch courage before 'lil charlie was brave enough to ask for a go on her boobs..
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They say "breast is best", but I'll settle for a pint of best!!
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The fact that he had managed to convince his mum that a beer could treat baby Al's colic kept little Allan smiling all night!
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Yeah....he looks just like his Dad ...doesn't he? :P
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I've always been a glass half full kind of guy.
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DR.: No, Mrs Armstrong, I didn't say he had colic, I said he was an alcoholic!
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I say Govner, this Budweiser from the colonies is not too bad.
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