5th Bristolian with "Jimmy had not really thought through his new, World Record, “Prince Albert” piercing attempt." (25 Points)
3rd= Frank Hovis with "And that was the last time I ever went to that pole dancing club." (27 Points)
3rd= Bristolian with "Having broken his leg and in considerable pain, Angus was not really happy with the application of the splint by the trainee nurses" (27 Points)
2nd Bristolian with "Tossing the caber was proving to be more than a handful for this first timer." (30 Points)
1st place goes to Spanner with "....Likewise for the spectators, removing the Tosser from the caber!" (33 Points)





Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
Spanner you now have until 23:59 on 28 Jul 13 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 2 Aug 13.
Big Boy's favourite - "Whatever Jim tried he new that he had been shafted"