Caption Competition

[Frank Hovis]

Methadone, Scotland's other, other, National drink.

[Big Boy]

Chimney.jpg (24 KiB) Viewed 495 times

[Dannie Boy]

This is the weirdest treatment for piles that I've ever heard of?

[Dannie Boy]

I'd better be quick in case somebody below lights the fire

[STEVE G]

It was perhaps safe to say that Dave had been left unimpressed by his fish supper.

[dtaai-maai]

Chim-chimernee chim chimernee, chim chim cheroo
Gawd knows what rubs off when I shakes 'ands wiv yoooou!

[Siani]

Jack started a chimney sweep working for his Dad after leaving school. His Dad told him to
"Pur brick daahn chimney ta loosed soot." ...Jack had discovered a better method

[Bristolian]

Chim-chimernee chim chimernee, chim chim cheroo
Gawd knows what rubs off when I shakes 'ands wiv yoooou!

Blatent plagiarism dtaai-maai

Mary Poppins will not be impressed.....

Chim, chimney
Chim, chimney
Chim, chim, Chap Poo
Good luck will rub off when
I shakes hands with you

BB will be in the case I'm sure

[Big Boy]

I'll be sharpening my axe ready for Thursday when the judging papers are prepared. In the meantime, I'm shamelessly open to bribes.

[arcadianagain]

My mum`s just taught me to use the pot.

[Jimbob]

In the meantime, I'm shamelessly open to bribes.

TIT, you have acclimatised BB.

[Billy Joe I]

Living up to the name, 'burns night' saw at least one case of scalding in the A&E.

[Dannie Boy]

Trailer from the latest film "Tiddler on the Roof".

[arcadianagain]

Young Fred Dibna got caught short when attempting the demolition of an old chimney stack.

[Billy Joe I]

In the new Gordon Ramsey show, there was no doubt as to what he thought of this establishment!