Caption Competition

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Someone was yet to let Chin and Chong know It wasn't the done thing to use the toilet whilst in the station!
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Ever the anarchists, the Chung brothers were determined to break the rules regarding the sign on the inside of the window of the smoking carriage which read 'Please refrain from throwing your butts out of the window!'
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Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED :cry: :cry:
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Railway Police examine cracks in the evidence after catching passengers throwing butts out of the window of the No Smoking carriage.
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This week's competition has now closed.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED :cry: :cry:
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This week's top 5:

4th= Jimbob with "'Sir, keep in this position'
'This customs inspection is mandatory'" (29 Points)

4th= Jimbob with "Sir, the train is equipped with toilets!!!!" (29 Points)

3rd Spanner with "Railway Police examine cracks in the evidence after catching passengers throwing butts out of the window of the No Smoking carriage." (30 Points)

2nd Frank Hovis with "Just be careful when you enter the tunnel." (37 Points)

1st place goes to Billy Joe I with "Ever the anarchists, the Chung brothers were determined to break the rules regarding the sign on the inside of the window of the smoking carriage which read 'Please refrain from throwing your butts out of the window!'" (41 Points) :clap: :clap: :bow: :bow: :dance:

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
Billy Joe I you now have until 23:59 on 14 Jul 13 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 19 Jul 13.

Big Boy's favourite - "Ever the anarchists, the Chung brothers were determined to break the rules regarding the sign on the inside of the window of the smoking carriage which read 'Please refrain from throwing your butts out of the window!'"
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED :cry: :cry:
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here's the next one folks....
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When Santa got stuck up the chimney,
He began to shite,
You girls and boys won't get any toys,
If I don't squeeze this out.
My sphincters slack,
I've filled up my sack,
My stools are wobbly too.
When Santa got stuck up the chimney,
He poo'ed, he poo'ed, he poo'ed.
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See You, Chimney.
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Aayy yuuu, Santaaa!
Yu nae gonna giv me moore crap this year!
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MacDougall regretted saying his fish and chip shop would batter anything the good scottish folk could think of!
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Deep fried Mars Bar, anyone?
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I'll be down shortly dear, just putting a log on the fire.
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Typical Christmas in the Highlands, roasting chestnuts over an open fire
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