Caption Competition

Discussion, recommendations and reviews for music, movies, books and games. Creative arts, crafts and photography welcome.
Post Reply
User avatar
Bristolian
Deceased
Deceased
Posts: 3128
Joined: Fri Nov 09, 2012 1:38 pm
Location: Hua Hin & Bangkok

Re: Caption Competition

Post by Bristolian »

Sorry guys but I couldn’t stop her from coming. For her next birthday she wants a HOGs jacket (Hot Old Granny)
"'The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why." - Mark Twain
User avatar
Bristolian
Deceased
Deceased
Posts: 3128
Joined: Fri Nov 09, 2012 1:38 pm
Location: Hua Hin & Bangkok

Re: Caption Competition

Post by Bristolian »

Hey you waxers, ya wanna try rippin' it up? My new giggle gas and hair dryer should see you off. Just follow my sissy bar, if you can!!!
"'The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why." - Mark Twain
User avatar
kendo
Rock Star
Rock Star
Posts: 3571
Joined: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:11 pm
Location: Southampton.

Re: Caption Competition

Post by kendo »

"Ok ok son please be patient, we will get to the Bull Dog Bash in about six hours" she said.
Kendo. :D
Is Bangkok a place or a nasty injury.......Eric Morcombe.


Proud to be a Southampton FC Fan.
User avatar
Frank Hovis
Legend
Legend
Posts: 2081
Joined: Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:47 pm

Re: Caption Competition

Post by Frank Hovis »

"Mum, please don't show them how to do donuts this time?"

"Don't worry son, I'll be showing them my dumplings this week."
User avatar
Siani
Legend
Legend
Posts: 2632
Joined: Sun Mar 14, 2010 10:45 pm

Re: Caption Competition

Post by Siani »

True to the slogan Mum.....The Legend Rolls On :dance:
User avatar
Big Boy
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 49307
Joined: Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:36 pm
Location: Bon Kai

Re: Caption Competition

Post by Big Boy »

disabled.jpg
disabled.jpg (125.89 KiB) Viewed 399 times
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED :cry: :cry:
User avatar
migrant
Addict
Addict
Posts: 6042
Joined: Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:15 am
Location: California is now in the past hello Thailand!!

Re: Caption Competition

Post by migrant »

The gang realized they were going a little slower than they thought when Mrs Smith passed by heading to the fish and chips shop
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
User avatar
migrant
Addict
Addict
Posts: 6042
Joined: Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:15 am
Location: California is now in the past hello Thailand!!

Re: Caption Competition

Post by migrant »

Never underestimate a Woman on their way to a sale :duck:
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
User avatar
dtaai-maai
Hero
Hero
Posts: 14924
Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:00 pm
Location: UK, Robin Hood country

Re: Caption Competition

Post by dtaai-maai »

All bikers are equal, but some are more equal than others: 4 wheels GOOD, 2 wheels BETTER!
This is the way
Billy Joe I
Specialist
Specialist
Posts: 130
Joined: Sun May 12, 2013 9:41 am
Location: Hua Hin

Re: Caption Competition

Post by Billy Joe I »

The effects of the latest anti-discrimination laws are being seen in the latest 'Hells Angels' intake!
User avatar
Dannie Boy
Hero
Hero
Posts: 13890
Joined: Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:12 pm
Location: Closer to Cha Am than Hua Hin

Re: Caption Competition

Post by Dannie Boy »

Doris was quietly confident that her Drayson modified mobility scooter would surprise the bikers.
User avatar
Frank Hovis
Legend
Legend
Posts: 2081
Joined: Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:47 pm

Re: Caption Competition

Post by Frank Hovis »

Is there any chance one of you could give me a full face helmet ?
User avatar
Jimbob
Legend
Legend
Posts: 2234
Joined: Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:27 am
Contact:

Re: Caption Competition

Post by Jimbob »

Fueled on the last of the summer wine Mrs buckets chariot could at least start the TT in style
User avatar
Jimbob
Legend
Legend
Posts: 2234
Joined: Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:27 am
Contact:

Re: Caption Competition

Post by Jimbob »

He's going the distance.
He's going for speed.
She's all alone
In her time of need.

(lyrics by Cake)
User avatar
dtaai-maai
Hero
Hero
Posts: 14924
Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:00 pm
Location: UK, Robin Hood country

Re: Caption Competition

Post by dtaai-maai »

Biker: Hey, babe, they call me Ginjaninja coz I have ginger hair.
Gran: Well sonny, they call me Ginjaminge. So do I...
This is the way
Post Reply