Caption Competition

[Bristolian]

Doris was quietly confident, surely the Steradent tablets she had secreted in their tanks would help her win the race.

[Bristolian]

Screaming at the top of her voice, "Only pussies wear helmets",
certainly grabbed their attention.

[Bristolian]

The bikers tour was sponsored by Stenna stair lifts so what should they expect?

[PeteC]

Oh my, that last bump certainly tingled the right spot, I think I'll turn around and go over it again.

[Big Boy]

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[kendo]

I would'nt get my leg over your big bike, but I still want to come along anyway.
Kendo.

[dtaai-maai]

Do you mind if we stop at the chemist's, my dears? I'd like to pick up a couple of morning after pills.

[richard]

The disguise was complete. Lewis decked out as a Doris and the Bugatti Chevron as a Doris-mobile

[Bristolian]

I'm sooo disappointed. My grandson said there were certain to be some big choppers on show.

[Siani]

The motorcycle club "The Road Rats MC" didn't have the heart to tell old Brenda that she could not come along on their runs. She was one of the first to join the club back in 1960 and rode a Norton Commando 750 cc in the "shooting on Chelsea Bridge" "I never wore a helmet in those days, and I ain't going to start now" she said.

[migrant]

Awwww Mom you never let me go alone

[Bristolian]

Of course I can keep up; this baby can go from 0 to £60 an aisle at ASDA!

[dtaai-maai]

Listen, you boys may take bikes to bits on your kitchen tables, but I take bikers to bits on mine!

[Siani]

Great! Nana came in second!!!!

[Billy Joe I]

What only Doris knew, ahead of the audition for Fast and the Furious 6, was that under the seemingly sedate outfit was a pair of hot pants that was sure to land her the role!